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Bert Martin Bert Martin Bert Martin Bert Martin Bert
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Hello Doc. You found a sofa then? Some idiot left it lying in the middle of the road. Give us a hand. (Bert plops down on the sofa) You been to see your Auntie Joan then? Help me Bert. A man like you shouldn't be interested in a broken down sofa like this. Bert, just help me move the sofa to the side of the road. I'm not surprised it was dumped here. You know, I knew a man once who caught a disease off a sofa like this. Oh really? Enjoy yourself. Bye. Proper job.
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Martin
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Where's the receptionist? Mid-20s, cheap looking.
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Martin Al Pauline Martin
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No! No, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell's going on? Uh, she um… Well, I just came around to fix your printer. I'm on my break. This is my kitchen. That's unhygienic. I eat there! Al, please
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Bert
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Now help me put this sofa into the trailer, eh? Go on. Nice bit of furniture, that.
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Sandra Martin Sandra Martin Sandra Martin Sandra
Martin
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I'm sorry. I should have introduced myself. I'm Sandra. PC Mylow's sister. Ah. We're actually in the same line of work. Right. Good... I'm a herbalist. So, we're not in the same line of work then, are we? Treating the sick and needy? I call that the same line. I might not have all your formal qualifications, but I do know something about healing people. I have a clinic in Truro. Good for you.
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Village Girls
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Looking good there Al. Call me when you dump her.
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Pauline Martin Pauline Martin
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Doc, isn't it true that if your parents have brown eyes, then their brat can't have blue ones? It's, uh dependent on genetic influences. There's, a..a number of factors… You see I'm right. Thought you might actually be interested in learning something.
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Martin The Butcher Martin The Butcher Martin
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It's very unwise to mix different forms of medication. You shouldn't have taken these with the ones I prescribed you. It's okay. They're herbal. You know, natural. Well just cause it's natural doesn't mean it's safe. Poison ivy's natural. You wouldn't take it, would you? No. It's got "poison" in the title. Do your shirt up.
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Sandra Louisa Sandra Louisa Sandra
Louisa
Sandra Louisa Sandra
Louisa Martin Sandra Louisa Sandra
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I really don't think there's anything wrong at all. Are you sure? It's just that someone...it was a doctor actually... This wouldn't be our friendly local doctor, would it? Well, they said that I had a...a certain...tang on my breath. Actually, some people have a faulty smelling apparatus, which means they can falsely accuse others of, say, bad breath or body odor. Really? That's interesting. Yeah, well that would make sense, because he does have some physical quirks. I mean, I don't know if you know this, but, umm, he's got a blood phobia. No. A blood phobia? (laughs) That's great. But he is, really, a very, very good doctor. As long as there aren't any cuts and scrapes involved I imagine. (both laugh) Now listen, for your other complaint, I can highly recommend these. Oh, thank you. You know, you have been such a great help. Martin. Louisa. I hope your ears aren't burning. Could I settle with you later? Yeah. Dr Ellingham, how nice to see you.
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Martin Paddy
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I just want to talk to her. It will only take a minute. Wallace, are you gonna deal with that dog, or is the Doc here gonna take his chances?
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Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa
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Louisa. Um, Martin…about this morning. Oh, what? Your visit to the snake charmer? Well I'm sorry that you're closed your mind to alternative medicine. But you know it can be effective sometimes. Yeah, it frequently is. Yes, unfortunately for my patients, with this woman it's a lottery. Well maybe you should just accept that they're adults Martin, and they can think for themselves. I don't know. Maybe she could help you with your blood problem.
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Bird in Pub
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Tosser!
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Martin Pauline Martin Pauline Martin Pauline
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Do we have Wallace Flynt's test results back? Yes. Can you give me his phone number then please? No. Don't have it. Remind me what your job is again? He didn't leave a number. He left in a rush. Looking like a frightened rabbit. Like all your patients actually.
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Martin Wallace Martin
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Your father do that? Dad's hobby. He likes to keep things. Why doesn't he stuff that dog while he's at it?
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Martin Wallace Martin
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That's an old fridge, isn't it? We collect scrap from around and sell it on. Sometimes he keeps stuff. You know these old ones, they leak sulfur dioxide when they wear out. Would explain the smell. Or one of them anyway.
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Martin Pauline Martin
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Flynt notes. Hello. How are you? Having a nice day? I don't know why I bothered. It's your job.
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Martin
Boy's Mother Martin
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All right. What seems to be the problem? Apart from the fact that he's getting his grubby little fingers all over my surgery. No! It's his glands. He's hyperactive. Isn't there something you can just give him? No! No, no, no! No! Come on. Sit there. Hold that
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Mark
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Doc. Shhh. Sandra's sleeping. Don't want to wake the beast.
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Mark Martin Mark Martin
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So, how, how do you want to do this? I'm a doctor. You're the policeman. Right. Of course. Let's go around the back.
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Sandra Martin
Sandra Mark
Martin Mark
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People feel comfortable when they come and see me, which is more than I can say for you. Right. Well, the minute I start handing out treatments left, right and center to people I've never met, please feel free to call me a stupid, arrogant, unqualified charlatan. Are you really gonna stand there and let him speak to me like that? Look Sandra. You're always bossing me around, undermining and insulting me. You criticise everything I do, from my personal life to my weight. You're not overweight. I could stand to lose a couple of pounds.
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Martin Wallace Martin Wallace Martin Wallace Martin Paddy Martin
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Wallace. Paddy. Brought you summat. Well, there's, uh, there's no need. Umm... Dad's gonna be okay because of you. Did, did you kill that dog for me? No. Car hit it. Can't even see the tire marks. Want you to take it. Uh, uh..thank you, but... You're gonna take it Doc. Thank you. Thank you very much.
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