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Unknown patient Martin
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Is that it? Well, if you'd taken the trouble to read what it said on the packet, then you wouldn't have had to call me twice in a day, would you?
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Martin
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To dog: Get out of my life.
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Martin Pauline Martin Pauline Martin Pauline
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You have to speak up and speak clearly! Yeah. There's no need to shout. Is there any purpose to this call? Pratt. What? Phil Pratt. Can you go and see his wife?
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Martin Mrs Pratt Martin
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You must be Mrs Pratt. Hello Doctor. It's good of you to come. Yes, it is.
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Martin Aunt Joan Martin
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You'd think a home visit at very short notice might at least qualify for a thank you, but oh, no. Hmm? Auntie Joan? I'm sorry really. Just give me a minute. Yeah. Take your time.
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Martin
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It's very sad, but life goes on. Not for Mrs Pratt, obviously.
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Martin
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Call the receptionist…if she's not too busy. I'm sorry Pauline. Perhaps you'd like to use my consulting room to entertain your friends.
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Pauline Martin Pauline Martin Ross Martin
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This is Ross. Yes, we've met. He's a helmsman. Congratulations. I'm now one of the senior guys on the lifeboat. I'll bear that in mind.
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Ross
Martin
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You're not in quite yet Paul, though. Uh, Doc's gotta do your medical first. Can’t confirm it till we know she's fully fit. She looks pretty fit to me. I'll make a note of that.
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Louisa
Martin Tricia Louisa Martin
Louisa
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Oh, While you're here Martin, I was wondering. Could you take a look at Tricia's hands? Sorry. This is Tricia Soames, our new member of staff. My first recruit. I poached her from Truro Junior. Padstow Community wanted her, but I got in first. Really? Hello. Um, I - I noticed that...that Tricia's hands...Tricia's hands are...are looking very sore. And then I thought... Let me make a couple of things clear for you, Miss Glasson. One, a small fishbone is not an emergency. Two, if a member of your staff wants medical attention, she should come to my surgery. Now, unless any more of your pupils wish to vomit all over me, I'll be off. Miss Soames. I'm sorry. He's not normally that rude. Actually, he IS normally that rude, but he also happens to be a very good doctor. So, I - I should make that appointment.
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Pauline Bert
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Al. Ross Says I don't run fast enough. Can you help me train or something? I'll buy you a pint every night for a week. I'll help you.
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Tricia Martin
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Miss Glasson was keen for me to see you. Did she explain that I also have something called "surgery hours" which finished some time ago? Good evening.
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Martin
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Where's Pauline? I see. Can anyone tell me who's next?
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Bert Patient Bert
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Maybe you should see Lilla next. I'll go next. Two minutes, three at the most. Tempting to get her out of the way Doc.
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Tricia Martin
Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Tricia Martin Louisa
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I didn't have any lunch. Maybe that's why I fainted. Yes, that would be a perfectly reasonable explanation. Unless you've got any more emergencies for me, I'll be on my way. I hope you're not suggesting I called you without good reason. Oh, no. Could you look at Tricia's hands please? Yeah, when she comes to the surgery. She went to your surgery last night, and you refused to see her. I was only too happy to make her an appointment, but she didn't want to. But, since you're here... Do you wear rubber gloves when you do the washing up? No. I think you should. Now... Tricia, I'm so sorry.
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Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa
Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin
Louisa Martin Louisa
Martin Louisa Martin Louisa
Martin Louisa Martin
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If you've got a problem with me, don't take it out on Tricia. I don't know what you mean. I can't keep apologizing for your behaviours. Then don't. I didn't ask you to. Why do you have to upset everyone? When you're with your patients, why can't you make an effort? Just smile. Try some small talk. Have a laugh. Sick people don't want to laugh. They want a doctor who knows what he's doing. They want a bedside manner. A bedside manner can't cure you. It makes them feel better. Oh, it can diagnose an illness, can it? Write a prescription? You know what I mean. Please, for once, just agree with me. You DO know what I'm trying to say. Actually, I find you hard to understand at the best of times. Very little of what you say, or - or do makes much sense to me. What are we talking about? Are we..are we talking about...What? What are we talking about? I'm not quite sure. Don't you think we should sit down with a drink and stop having these stupid, bad-tempered mini-rows? And let's sort out what we really think about each other. Yeah. All right. Well, well not now, cause I - I'm busy tonight. You've got a prayer meeting at the chapel, have you? I'm not seeing Dan..I'm...I'm just busy, right? But tomorrow night I'm gonna be at the Crab at 8:00. So you can join me or don't join me. It's up to you. All right. I'll be there. Really? Yes.
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Martin Tricia Martin Tricia Martin Tricia Martin Tricia Martin Tricia
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You locked yourself out? No. You keep doing that. Looking at your watch. No I don't. I know what's stopping you from going inside. You don't. I'm just…thinking. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. What? You never wondered what's wrong with you? Never looked up your symptoms on the internet or read about OCD? There's nothing wrong with me.
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Aunt Joan
Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin
Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan
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Find out what happened to Helen and tell that deranged husband of hers. This isn't gonna stop until he knows you didn't make a mistake. I didn't make a mistake. I know you didn't, but he's unhinged. What about? Well, she thought he was having an affair. And he hit her once. You don't think he'd hit you, do you? I'm not afraid of Mr Pratt, gun or no gun. He's got a gun? Well, he's a farmer. Of course he's got a gun. Oh, I'm not happy about this. Auntie Joan, you're living next door to a man who beat his wife, slashed your tires and owns a gun. Where are you going? I'm going to see him. Well, don't do anything stupid. I'm going to talk to him. Oh, God.
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Martin Pauline Martin Pauline Martin
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Any birthmarks, tattoos, distinguishing marks? No. Yes. If you count this. What's that? A frog? It is a Komodo Dragon. Found on the Indonesian islands of Padar, Rinca and Flores. And Komodo, of course. Looks like a frog to me.
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Pauline
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If he's spurting blood everywhere, I want to see it.
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Martin
Al Aunt Joan Martin Al Phil Martin Phil
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Joan, you think you can hold that? I'll start a drip. Al, you telephone Pauline. Check that ambulance is coming. And I need you to hold this as well. I can’t hold that if you want me to check on the ambulance. I-If I hold that, you can hold this Martin. No. I don't want to touch the...Got to put this in anyway and check his blood pressure. What if I press on the wound and Joan phones the ambulance? Why don't I check on the bloody ambulance? Well, you're still alive then, Mr Pratt. Not for long. You've turned up.
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Ross Pauline Ross Pauline Ross Pauline
Ross Pauline
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Relax. You passed the test five minutes ago. Really? So, how do you want to celebrate? Oh, not the way you're thinking. Ahh. Stop it, you. You've been giving me signals all week. Yeah, well, I was trying to make Al jealous. Sorry. I was only trying to use you like you try and use every girl in the village. Don't worry about it. You're on the crew. Great. I promise to give it 100%, as long as you keep your hands off me. Tosser.
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Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa
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Oh hello. I - I just heard about Phil. Oh, yes. Yeah. Nasty accident. Yeah, but…...... Will he be okay? Yes, I think he will. Yeah. Sure. Good. So, I'll see you in the pub later. 8:00. Yeah. Good.
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Tricia Martin Tricia Martin Tricia
Martin
Tricia
Martin
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Okay. If you think you can help, I'm ready to listen. Oh, well. Thi - This isn't a good time. I have to be somewhere. You can't leave me. Well I can. I can't go out there again till half past. I can't go in or out of a building unless it's on the hour or the half hour. I know I sound mad. Yes, you do. Which is to be expected with OCD, which you definitely have. Let me see your hands. And is this just from scrubbing them? Sometimes only at home. When it gets really bad, they notice at work. That's why I keep changing schools. So, how can you help me? Umm...bu...
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Danny Louisa
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Hi there. Ah. Waiting for someone? No. Not anymore.
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