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Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Aunt Joan Martin Louisa Aunt Joan Martin Louisa Martin
Louisa Martin Aunt Joan Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin Louisa Martin
Louisa Martin Aunt Joan Martin Louisa Martin
Aunt Joan
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You took your time. I didn't. She seems fine, but I don't know. Does she seem pale to you? No. She just seems very stupid. Oh Martin! What did you think you were doing? And good morning to you. Shifting furniture! We brought in this sofa. I went back for a chair and then I felt a little bit faint, that's all. Really? I wonder why? Could it be because you're seven months pregnant? Have you passed out before? Well, I didn't pass out. Were you breathless? When? Before you fainted? Well, I didn't faint. She needed to sit down. A bit dizzy, she said. This is beginning to sound less and less like an emergency. Well I did ask Joan not to bother you. It really is no bother. Actually, it's extremely inconvenient! Especially since your blood pressure is normal, unlike your attitude to pregnancy. Sorry? Someday, you're going to have to accept the fact that you can't behave like a normal person. You're going to have a baby. Oh. Which makes me abnormal? Yes. Oh! Get - go on! Get...away from me! Is that smell coming from your dog? No, it is not. The toilet's blocked. And there's something strange behind the fridge. And in the fridge. Right, well, if you want my advice you should take this as a wake-up call. Okay Martin. Your body is trying to tell you to lie down, rest, stop working. No. I don't want to stop teaching. How many days a week are you working? Five. Make it three. I can't. I'm the acting head teacher. As a matter of fact, I've just applied to be the permanent head teacher. Are you every bit as mad as the last one? What's that supposed to mean? As I keep saying, Louisa, you are about to have a baby. Yes. In the summer holiday before the new term begins. Yes, and you will still have that baby right through to the end of the academic year. You will care for that child for the next 18 years of your life! Longer if it's handicapped. How on earth do you think you can cope with a full-time job and be a full-time mother? I'll get some help! Not from me! Martin! Well, I'm only repeating what she's made abundantly clear from the outset. Doesn't want me involved. No, I don't. And I'm perfectly capable of doing what loads of other women do every day. I can work and be a mum! Oh, look what your dog's doing. This place is a minefield of bacteria. Next thing you know you'll be having a miscarriage. I think you'd better leave now before you say something you'll really re...Go on. Go on. Just go Martin.
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Pauline Mr McLynn Pauline
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He was called to an emergency. You said 9:00. That's the thing about emergencies. You don't know about them in advance. If you did, they'd be called "appointments".
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Martin
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Take a seat. Uh, not you, obviously.
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Mr McLynn Martin
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I'm disabled, you see. Yes. The, uh, wheelchair was a clue.
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Pauline Mr McLynn Martin
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Everything okay in here? He stuck a needle in my hand. It's a neurological pin and I need to be sure that you're telling the truth about your legs. Now give me my pin back.
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Martin
Mrs McLynn Mr McLynn Pauline Martin
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If you really are paralyzed, I don’t see why you'd object to a simple test. I have to certain of all the facts before I put my name on a form. I don’t want your name on any form of ours, you sadist! Yes, look what he's done. He stuck a needle in my hand. It was an accident. Oh, come on.
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Stu Martin Stu Martin
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You know about the school governors meeting on Thursday? Is it in my diary? Well, I gave Pauline all the details. Oh, then it probably isn't in my diary.
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Pauline
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When you say "victims", how many people are we talking about and what kind of injuries? And when you say, 'unconfirmed", is that cause you don't know yet?
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Joe
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May need a formal witness statement, so don’t leave the country, okay?
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Joe
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If I could just interrupt your conversation with your dog for one moment.
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Joe Mrs McLynn Aunt Joan
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Under the Road Traffic Act 1988, you have to exchange details. Name, address. I know who she is. And I know where she lives.
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Joe Aunt Joan Joe
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You're sure you're not hurt? No, I'm fine. In that case, I’ll cancel my request for medical backup. Whoops! Too late.
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Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin
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I'm a bit worried about Buddy. I think he might have cracked a rib. You suggesting I should examine your dog? Well, could you just run a hand over his midriff? Yes I could, if I was a vet. But I'm not. A complete waste of my time.
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Joe Martin
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Don't worry Doc. I won't let this go. You realize it's a road traffic accident, don’t you, and not actually a murder?
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Mrs Tishell
Martin Mrs Tishell
Martin Mrs Tishell Martin Mrs Tishell
Martin Mrs Tishell
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Oh, Doctor, oh! Oh, I didn't know you were coming. You should have warned me. I could have got myself ready, made myself presentable. I've just come to collect my suppositories. Of course. Absolutely. I think they just arrived, I think. And I'm sorry about the mess. Oh, it was all clean and tidy until the McLynns paid me a visit. That Mr McLynn, he knocked over my Nappy Day display. On purpose? No, no. I don't think so. How long has he been in a wheelchair? Oh, well. Ever since he came to Portwenn I think. Six or seven years. He used to have a nice little electric model. Um, oh, he never would have broken anything with that. And then, a couple of months ago, he told me that had broken down. And so he's now downgraded to a manual version. Interesting. Bye Doc.
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Mr Branning Martin Mr Branning Martin Mr Branning Martin Mr Branning Martin Mr Branning Martin
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Ah, Doctor. I was hoping to bump into you. If you're ill, make an appointment. No, I'm not ill. I'm - I'm just keen to confirm what I heard from Stu Mackenzie about you and Miss Glasson. What's he been saying about me and Miss Glasson? That you don't think she should be our head teacher again. That's right. That's true. But she's the best we ever had. Well, I'm sure she was very good, but she didn't have a baby back then, did she? Why would having a baby affect her performance? Because very few women have the mental and physical capacity to work full time and bring up a small child. And with the best will in the world, Miss Glasson is not one of those women.
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Edith Martin
Edith Martin
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What are you doing? You don't need any of this. You're putting HSG at the top. Mentioned again in the middle and then at the end. It starts to feel repetitive. Tell the reader what you're going to tell them, tell them, then tell them what you've told them. The readers of the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology aren't stupid. They know what they're being told without being warned of it in advance and reminded of it at the end.
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Edith
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I've missed this.
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Louisa
Martin Louisa
Edith Louisa Martin Edith Martin Edith Martin Louisa Edith
Martin Louisa Martin Louisa
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It's bad enough that you belittle me in front of my colleagues and pupils, but now I hear you're telling all the governors not to vote for me. Not all of them. I am pregnant Martin. I'm not ill. I'm not the second class citizen you seem to think that I am. Do you think I can't cope with having a baby? You know, you're attitude towards me, towards women actually, is, is predictably pompous and chauvinistic. Which is exactly why I never, ever, thought that you and I could be together. Good evening. Oh, you've got company. Obviously. If you could possibly save the squabbling till I'm out of earshot, I'd be ever so grateful. Wait a moment. We'll speak in the morning. No. We'll speak now. Miss Glasson isn't staying. Oh yes I am. Of course you are. So, I'll take this with me and try to imagine the fun I'm missing here. Thank you for all your suggestions, Ellingham. Try not to get too excited Louisa. Not good for the baby. Well, having succeeded in ruining my evening is there anything else you'd like to say to me? How I decide to lead my life is up to me. What I don't need from you, what I will never need from you, is that kind of help. Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Good evening.
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Village Girls
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Ohh, what are you doing up there Al? Spending time with Louisa! You got her pregnant! He's a busy little boy, isn't he?
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Unidentified Patient Martin Unidentified Patient Martin Unidentified Patient
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I keep hearing things. What sort of things? Sometimes it's like a high-pitched whistling. Sometimes it's more like a bell. And now it sounds like a telephone. That's because it is a telephone. You can hear it too?
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Martin
Pauline Martin
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When I'm with a patient, you answer the surgery telephone. And don't make personal calls. And tidy those magazines up. Stick a broom up my backside, I could sweep the floor as well. Yes, you could.
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Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan
Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin Aunt Joan Martin
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Oh, he's off his food. Should I take him to the vet? You haven't fixed your brake lights. Does it really matter? Yes, you can't drive around like that. It's against the law. You need to book into a garage. Well, if you're so concerned about the condition of my truck, why don't you buy the brake lights and fix them yourself? All right. I will if you want. Won't your insurance cover it? What's this I hear about you not wanting Louisa to be head teacher again? Why are you being evasive? I may have let my car insurance lapse. Just, just a little. What do you mean, "just a little"? You're either insured or you're not. Well I'm not. I couldn't afford to renew the policy, so I didn't. You've been driving around without insurance? Have you any idea the trouble you'd be in if they caught you? Well, of course I have. That's why I lied to Penhale about the crash. You lied to him? Well, I thought it best to get away before he asked too many questions. Mrs McLynn drove into me, but only my truck was damaged. Would you rather I told the truth and was arrested? You wouldn't have been arrested. A few points on your license and a hefty fine. That's all. I can't afford to pay a fine, hefty or otherwise. For the same reason that I can't afford to renew my car insurance. Are you telling me that you don't have ANY money? Not at the moment. But, in a little while, if I ask them nicely, the bank might give me some more. Is he limping? You mean you've already taken out a loan? Quite a few, actually. Well, why didn't you come to me? No Martin. I can't take another penny from you. You've done enough. I-I've got to cope with this on my own. Right. Well, Mrs McLynn is at fault, Mrs McLynn must pay. Thank you for the chicken.
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Village Girls
Pauline Village Girls
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Oh look There's Pauline. Do you think she heard about Al? No, of course not. Oh, he's a proper lover boy. It's a bit sad when your boyfriend's sleeping around. What was that about Al? You don't know about him and Louisa? We saw them. Together! Al's shirt was off. She must know. Everyone must know. Al's pretty fit though.
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Martin Sally Martin
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You have a tattoo. I don't know what I was thinking. It's a tiger. We all want things we probably shouldn't, don't we? No.
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Louisa Bert Louisa Bert Louisa Bert Louisa Bert Louisa Martin Louisa Bert Martin Louisa Martin Bert Louisa
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Don't be so bloody stupid. Me and Al? Kissing? That's the rumour going round the village. Well, I hope you're putting a stop to that rumour. I will do, when I'm sure there's no truth in it. Well, of course there's no truth in it. Why would I be kissing your son? Well, he's a good looking boy. He's quite a catch, especially if you're looking for a husband. But I'm not. Well, you'll be wanting someone to help with the baby, won't you? No. And even if I was, Al would be the last person that I'd turn to. Well, second to last. Is it true? Is what true? What, that you were kissing Al? That you've been made head teacher? That's right. This is when you say "congratulations." No, it isn't. This is when I say, "I think you're mad." Well, congratulations. Go away.
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Martin Joe Martin
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Are you hurt? I think I'll live. Right.
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Joe Martin Joe Mr McLynn Mrs McLynn Martin Mrs McLynn Martin Joe Martin
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You knocked me over. It's because she's blind. What? Well, that's alright. I mean, I tell her which way to turn, when to accelerate, when to stop. I can see round the edges. You have peripheral vision? Yes, I'm not completely blind. Oh, well, that's all fine then! No it's not. I'm pretty sure it's illegal. Of course it's illegal.
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Al Louisa Al Louisa Al Louisa Al
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Me and you kissing? Your dad seemed to think I'd be desperate for a bloke. He didn't tell Pauline, did he? No. Whew. She told him. Oh.
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Martin Mrs McLynn Martin Mr McLynn Martin Mr McLynn Martin Mr McLynn Martin
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There's a good chance I can restore most of your vision. It won't be painful? I mean, you won't do anything horrible? No, of course not. I'll treat you with VEGF inhibitors. Oh. That's pills? Injections. Ah. Into her arm? Into her eyeball. You...you're going to... Insert needles into her eyeballs and inject the inhibitors directly into the base of each retina. Problem?.
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Edith
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I've brought you something. It's a little out-of-date, but I think it should do the job. Open it up. If ever you need reassurance you can cope, just give it a squeeze. You did say you were fine now, yes? Ellingham?
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